Discuss the massively-multiplayer home defense game.
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I cannot right now I actually have a rich robber which is rare for me. xD
I don't want to waste tools if I don't want to really steal a vault.
My brother send me this GIF than he made of his 400$ worth new house and his first robber was no other than one of these low scum wifes killer these kind of 2k suicidal robber ONLY come in your house to destroy as much stuff as they can and kill your wife.
But this guy fail so hard it was funny just watch this.
http://minus.com/i/0qLfSS2E9neF
That's what I call karma or stupidity.
Simple, just say if you uses the wife or not and why.
I'll start by me...
I do uses the wife simply because the wife is pretty much the most important thing in your house losing her mean automatic suicide button...
Without the wife if someone get to your vault then, it's game over you have 0$ left and if you have a wife with at least 500-1000 then you can always survive and continue with the house.
Why post on a one year old topic? As far as I know the salary was remove a long time ago.
Well in a way it was like impossible for him to die... Unless he get stuck, but the way your house was made saved his ass.
You should add many many doors everywhere to block their views. ;p
I saw this house some time ago and I said to myself... A 1-2k worth house with than many concretes walls and multiple Power doors? No thanks you... *Run away*
Look like this was the classic 2k suicidal bomber robber.
Since I stopped playing this game to make houses I love to robs new house than don't worth 2k, but I never steal the vault even if I get to it. (And I pretty much get to it 70% of the times.)
These dudes than only come in to destroy your house and kill your family are loser.
Personally, I always made my new houses hard enough to kill any 2k raging suicidal robbers and the only way for them to still steal my vault was to get *Very lucky*
The most important part is to *Make sure* your wife cannot be kill by 2k robbers how? You put at least 2 dogs in a long hallway to defend her or one dog and a shotgun for your wife, make sure the robber cannot simply club your dogs so you have to make sure than when the robber walk up to the dog he cannot come closer than 2 space of the dog if he can come close enough to club your dog then, you did it wrong and you need to replace the dog...
Of course your wife have to be out of sight and the only way for the robber to see her is to kill the dog with a gun wasting his only way to kill your wife if she have a shotgun since they cannot buy two guns.
Never do than man you got lucky, but you might end up dying and lose everything...
The best way to get money back without risking anything is to ask a friend to kill himself in your house with a 2k worth of tools or search for a 2,000-1,000$ house with 0 try or death and hope it's one of these. *AFK* house where there is nothing and the vault is right at the beginning without any trap or defence.
It's a easy 500-1,000$ the only problem is it can take quite a while before you find one.
brand new house 384$ you find my wife as soon as you enter
Sadly I'm done for tonight, I might come back from time to time to do some suicidal robbing, but I won't ever make another house I'm done with that.
Can come rob me, $0 and a broken house. Sleep for me can't be bothered to restart now haha
Sorry man there is WAY to much house at 0$ unless you worked hard on your house then, I might just suicide myself in every single 0$ houses. lol
Alright so I decided to go rob a lot of houses and I will list the number of starter house than I defeated and the amount of time I got to the vault, died and was able to leave with my life.
Number of 700-2,500$ house robbed 27
Got to the vault: 16 times (Always killed myself by the vault)
Died trying: 7 times (Most of these was obviously NOT new houses with thousand of dogs and electric floors and steel walls.)
Ran away 4 times (I killed myself by the door)
I got the 16 GIf where I get to the vault if some of you want to see them I can always upload them and show the links some of them are pretty funny at how bad and easy they house were lol.
Jebus... I think I brougth a little too much attention to my house. Someone else is living it it now.
Rest in Pieces Jeremy William Costanzo house.
This is going to sound like bragging. Apart from the one time I got robbed blind while my house was very fresh I've never had anyone get more than 1/3 into my house and toward the vault. I guess it's because I keep my worth low until I'm confident it can take it. Problem is I could end up doing what you just did with your house.
EDIT: You explored a few dead ends and got in the right direction, but I wouldn't say you were close.
Yes it's safer than way since if you let it go up to 30-60k people will start to come in with many, many tools and might even get to your vault...
Keeping it at 5-15k max is safe since there is no one than will come rob your house with a 30k worth of tools you will mostly get suicidal 2k robber which is always fun watch them die horribly like I did.
Thanks Vegeta!
Jeremy William Costanzo. JWC!
By the way I was close to beat your house or I really was far from it anyone got this far before?
I don't know Vegeta. I'm still being robbed. Getting slight nerves her, as per usual.
Lol, yeah sorry I forgot to click accept after I died. XD
Also, I won't show the GIf of me robbing your house to not show your system.
FAK! I was to confident and I clicked fast and guess what? I jumped into a hole... Like a boss...
Your name is Jeremy William Costanzo I think.(Not sure about the z)
Anyway I got QUITE far what you think? Even with this fast clicking failure...
Wait with the gifs, so the guys have a chance to change their houses
But no, I wasn't in that house before.
I did wait, I robbed them like 10 minutes ago.
Erf sorry wrong link... XD
I mean this house: http://minus.com/i/8uXoFAYuzIfJ
Yep after i went north and hit some wrong buttons, but before his door was easier to crack
What about this guy? http://minus.com/i/CrH9iUhGg5sV ;p
Didn't rob him - but shot his wife and clubbed his kids.
EDIT: I bet it's on now.
Thanks you kind sir I wouldn't mind if he only took my money, but why kill the wife AND kids too and he did it like 5 times!
I mean come on go steal real house you coward.
Sorry the guy Robert Daniel West worth 2.8k right now.
I was in this house too =3
Did you get to the vault? ;p
These new house I mean can you at least try to make it a little harder for 2k robber?
Than was me, as I said i didn't kill your wife. xD
What did he do, and what does his house look like? Not in the game right now.
He keep on killing my wife and steal from my vault when I'm afk for to long.
It's a easy 2k right? He come in one time steal the vault come in a second time and kill my wife and kids what a douche.
Well done TheRealCheese aka *Robert Michael Larson you killed me I thought I got your trap, but I didn't remember than dog could kill you if you enter doors after they saw you...