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#1 2014-02-24 22:45:55

LiteS
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Registered: 2014-02-07
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Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Yeah, I lost everything and it wasn't my fault. Boo hoo.

Somebody go rob Gary M Moorehead and claim my apparently 10k bounty, it's practically free money. Take 3 waters, 3 saws, 1 wire clipper. Start by going down through the unpowered door, push the top two sticky buttons. Then go back up to the wire grates. Get the dog to turn on the first one, then splash it. Go all the way up, then take a left. Don't go through the open passageway, there's a dog there. Go up, then go all the way around. Ignore the sticky switches, press the toggle to open the door. The dog will chase you on your way back around to the now open electronic door Take the first door upwards and let the dog die on the grate behind you. Use second water on that grate. Next is a choose your own pathway leap of faith thing. Get to the bottom left corner by using the third water to be safe (There are really only two possible routes). Finally, use the three saws and wire clipper to cut power to the next floor grate and open the doors till you find a final pathway. Return with more tools if needed.

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#2 2014-02-24 22:51:51

42dustman
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Registered: 2014-01-20
Posts: 231

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

I got a downtime during self-testing here too. I almost lost a home I had already invested over 40k in, but luckily I got a response from the server in the 5th try. Phew!


Self-testing is torture.

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#3 2014-02-25 00:38:20

Amatiel
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From: Western Australia
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Posts: 246

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

INCREDIBLY poor instructions... bro


Current Name: Darryl Gary Breeden

Died to self test yet again..... FFS..... ill be back

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#4 2014-02-25 01:46:03

joshwithguitar
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Registered: 2013-07-28
Posts: 538

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Amatiel wrote:

INCREDIBLY poor instructions... bro

Perhaps Lite S is Mr Moorehead...

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#5 2014-02-25 02:02:19

Amatiel
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From: Western Australia
Registered: 2014-02-07
Posts: 246

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

I actually solved it... this was a total troll as I suspected, I brought many times the number of tools OP suggested but i had an army of chihuahuas following me and while memorising the way to the safe and the exact number of tools i would need (i ran out) i died like a dumbass.

Do not enter if you value ur life.


Current Name: Darryl Gary Breeden

Died to self test yet again..... FFS..... ill be back

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#6 2014-02-25 04:52:06

joshwithguitar
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Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

I decided to go have a look to see what all the fuss was about - it turned out to be a pretty easy 32k overall and I ended up overdoing it on the tools. There were some clever little traps around for those who let the cats run amuck. I ended up just bashing straight through to the bottom right corner with 2 saws and a brick to get out of the dance hall I ended up in. After that it only really cost some more water to take out electric floors.

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#7 2014-02-25 05:18:56

MMaster
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Registered: 2014-02-12
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Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Yeah. Even his previous house looked really dangerous and I solved it on my second scouting run with just a very few tools.


...

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#8 2014-02-25 10:18:32

LiteS
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Registered: 2014-02-07
Posts: 167

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Not my fault it took you guys 3+ hours to find the house? It wasn't a troll post. I suppose I should have mentioned that some of the first wire grates were broken when I visited. It should have only been 16k, I'm surprised how high it got, but like Josh said it was really easy.

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#9 2014-02-25 12:10:02

Amatiel
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From: Western Australia
Registered: 2014-02-07
Posts: 246

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

The safe was on the bottom RIGHT not the bottom LEFT... trollfag. It jumped up from 10k to 33K (roughly) courtesy of my bounty.

Thankfully, the very next house i robbed netted me 35K. Nice. Haven't done that in a while

Then i died to my own traps as I was rushing...

THEN I KNOCKED ANOTHER HIGH END HOUSE OFF FOR 7K!!!


BOO YEAH MASTER THIEF IN THE HOUSE


Current Name: Darryl Gary Breeden

Died to self test yet again..... FFS..... ill be back

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#10 2014-02-25 12:24:54

jasonrohrer
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Registered: 2013-04-01
Posts: 1,231

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

If you ever get a House Checking Failed message, please stop playing immediately and send me your latest recordedGame.

jasonrohrer@fastmail.fm

I can't fix it if it's not reported to me!

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#11 2014-02-25 13:33:07

LiteS
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Registered: 2014-02-07
Posts: 167

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Amatiel wrote:

The safe was on the bottom RIGHT not the bottom LEFT... trollfag. It jumped up from 10k to 33K (roughly) courtesy of my bounty.

Thankfully, the very next house i robbed netted me 35K. Nice. Haven't done that in a while

Then i died to my own traps as I was rushing...

THEN I KNOCKED ANOTHER HIGH END HOUSE OFF FOR 7K!!!


BOO YEAH MASTER THIEF IN THE HOUSE

The safe was in the bottom right, yeah. But to pass the dog dance room you had to go to the bottom left.

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#12 2014-02-25 14:43:28

Suedeo
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Registered: 2014-01-27
Posts: 67

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

I experienced a server outage last night, which was frustrating.

LiteS, Those were some terrible instructions; your other posts have been so much clearer I can't help but assume you were being disingenuous with this one.


What you are building is dangerous.

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#13 2014-02-25 14:58:15

LiteS
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Registered: 2014-02-07
Posts: 167

Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Suedeo wrote:

I experienced a server outage last night, which was frustrating.

LiteS, Those were some terrible instructions; your other posts have been so much clearer I can't help but assume you were being disingenuous with this one.

Sorry about unclear instructions, they were made in haste and frustration.

Looking at the tapes it's clear I didn't mention which doors not to open, which were most of them. I'm assuming JWG really likes setting dogs free from their cages, cuz all the little dogs were behind glass.

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Last edited by LiteS (2014-02-25 15:02:24)

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#14 2014-02-25 15:09:40

Suedeo
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Re: Is the server down or something? [House Login Failed]

Now that's what I'm talking about!  Colored arrows FTW


What you are building is dangerous.

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