A kindly "Screw You" to Mr. Hammons

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-12 15:54:24

He showed me a message that I didn't know existed. "Someone has purchased that painting before you" as I tried to purchase Prism 1 second too late. I will get you for this.

Suedeo · 2014-03-12 16:58:17

*wobbles cigar Groucho-style* ... That's the kindliest Screw You I ever hoid!

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-12 17:02:53

Are you the one who bought it? If so, you literally got it ONE SINGLE SECOND before I did.

Suedeo · 2014-03-12 17:17:03

Howdy Lord0fHam,

No, wasn't me!

I think that the two seconds immediately following a price update are the most popular two seconds to pull the trigger on a purchase. Sorry about the painful coincidence... I'm sure you can work something out with Mr. Hammons

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-12 17:40:25

Hehe. I'll "work something out" all right…

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-13 21:58:30

Mr. Hammons…….. is dead!!!! TRIUMPH!

LiteS · 2014-03-13 22:06:53

Lord0fHam wrote:

Mr. Hammons…….. is dead!!!! TRIUMPH!

But how much are you willing to pay for Prism? I sense there may be an auction sniper among us...

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-13 22:13:08

Are YOU the auction sniper???!!!

LiteS · 2014-03-13 23:44:33

Well, you've drawn attention to the painting with this thread.

I think I'll buy it just to make an enemy who may actually fight back. My last attempt to make an enemy resulted in nothing more than some mud on my welcome mat

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-14 12:35:32

YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU BOUGHT IT DIDN'T YOU! it must have cost you a fat stack of ca$h money. What a waste.

Suedeo · 2014-03-14 13:08:14

LiteS · 2014-03-14 13:09:58

Seems you weren't rich enough for high art. Go check Howard's gallery.

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-14 15:52:30

Yeah I already knew about him. Is that you suedeo?

shlam16 · 2014-03-15 05:58:00

Coincidentally, it is me. I feel bad now after you helped me out in my other thread. I had about 55k in my vault and was bored because nobody tries to rob those houses, it had literally been 8 hours since someone even peeked their head in and left. I bought it for about 50k so that I could drop back to the range that is frequently attacked.

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-15 11:09:53

yeah i knew it was still really high which is why it was weird.

Lord0fHam · 2014-03-15 15:22:14

So apparently hammons didn't die? I guess someone robbed him and then THEY died, because I just saw his house again...

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