Sarsaparilla Showdown!

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-18 04:32:20

Who went and bought them while I was working? It's on now.

shlam16 · 2014-03-18 05:14:03

I did. I earnt them and they are mine. I spent >50k scouting their previous owner, and was literally hours from the final heist. He retaliated and died in my house, sending them back to the auction house. I was never going to let them slip.

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-18 08:20:52

You're one short. Just sayin'.

EDIT: You deserve them, not disputing that. I still want them, though. If you want the sunset, my name is Jeremy William Costanzo. What's yours?

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shlam16 · 2014-03-18 09:17:33

Haha, I was just being playfully petulant, wasn't being serious. But yes, I have the two of them. I feel a bit of a sense of propriety over them, I had them for a fortnight before dying in a self test. Then I went and hunted them down a second time.

You must be online, I just tried to poke my head into your place. Don't know my name, but I have the Sarsparilla paintings on display and I'm sitting at around 20k. Might drop down in value if I decide to buy another painting before going offline though.

Amatiel · 2014-03-18 10:06:34

I have both of you guys houses scouted, one of you im preparing to make a serious attempt against very soon... so just behave until I can rob you both plz, also refrain from buying any bad art as well.

Kthxbai

PS: Both of you have poked your nose into my place.... and both of you have no balls.

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shlam16 · 2014-03-18 10:12:49

Amatiel wrote:

I have both of you guys houses scouted, one of you im preparing to make a serious attempt against very soon... so just behave until I can rob you both plz, also refrain from buying any bad art as well.
Kthxbai
PS: Both of you have poked your nose into my place.... and both of you have no balls.

I have like 7 William Beebe's and 2 of those fb73w7i85yohrsifu87wio83grhfb9sw8 paintings. I hope you like bad art .

I don't know who you are Amatiel, but I usually go for the low hanging fruit. I just stole another easy painting tonight, and I'm scouting my way towards 3 more in a seemingly simple house. Just waiting for another big fish to fry in my slaughterhouse

Amatiel · 2014-03-18 10:21:03

Well my man,

I can guarantee you havent had this fish take a crack at your house before and you will know it when it happens.

Surprised you don't know who I am tbh, as I know who you are..... Mr Howard

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-18 12:36:12

Amatiel wrote:

I have both of you guys houses scouted, one of you im preparing to make a serious attempt against very soon... so just behave until I can rob you both plz, also refrain from buying any bad art as well.
Kthxbai
PS: Both of you have poked your nose into my place.... and both of you have no balls.

Robbers who have seen more than my entrance are dead robbers. Coming back to haunt me from the grave Mr. Big Fish (EDIT: Mr. Coney)? My balls are about to drop. I can't wait...

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Lord0fHam · 2014-03-18 13:40:26

shlam16 wrote:

Amatiel wrote:
I have both of you guys houses scouted, one of you im preparing to make a serious attempt against very soon... so just behave until I can rob you both plz, also refrain from buying any bad art as well.
Kthxbai
PS: Both of you have poked your nose into my place.... and both of you have no balls.
I have like 7 William Beebe's and 2 of those fb73w7i85yohrsifu87wio83grhfb9sw8 paintings. I hope you like bad art .
I don't know who you are Amatiel, but I usually go for the low hanging fruit. I just stole another easy painting tonight, and I'm scouting my way towards 3 more in a seemingly simple house. Just waiting for another big fish to fry in my slaughterhouse

Are you scouting me? what are the 3 paintings?

CircleOfSorrow · 2014-03-18 14:19:17

I enjoy watching grown men engage in escalating bitch-slap fights...

-gets popcorn and brick-

continue...

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-18 15:07:51

My balls just dropped.

shlam16 · 2014-03-18 18:45:04

StefanLindskog wrote:

My balls just dropped.

Did your stomach also drop after spending 20k to see about 5% of my map

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-19 00:18:41

Oh, look at the mouth on you.
I could insult your efforts in my house, but I'll refrain from outing you here. I've seen enough of your pitiful excuse for a home to feel the presence of your vault. Soon my Sarsaparilla collection will be complete, and you will never see those glorious paintings again - unless you come to donate in my house. *cue evil laugh*

EDIT: It will have to wait until after work, chores and kids. I'll let you marinate in the suspense in the meantime. Don't die in my house while I'm away, please. Those paintings will cost so much more at the auction house.

EDIT2: Lunch at work. I find myself thinking about your vault, Mr. Howard. Then, I think of my vault - and how it longs to see the face of someone new. My vault hates me, you know... Whichever way this feud goes, I will be content. This lovely banter is its own reward.

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CircleOfSorrow · 2014-03-19 05:31:33

can somebody please escalate this conflict? The foreplay is getting boring

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-19 06:02:03

Give me another couple of hours. Say about 7 of them.

CircleOfSorrow · 2014-03-19 07:10:31

haha...take your time...but animated gif or it didn't happen

no pressure or anything...lol

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-19 08:59:54

The foreplay is the best part. Didn't you know, Circle?

CircleOfSorrow · 2014-03-19 09:07:22

not when it goes on for days :s

Banakai · 2014-03-19 13:18:17

Suedeo · 2014-03-19 14:39:04

Rumble in The Castle... this conflict should come to a head tonight!

Bookies (wholly in my mind) are putting the line at 3:2 Costanzo based on estimated hours played.

StefanLindskog · 2014-03-19 14:52:29

My attack has been cancelled due to familiy matters - or has it?

TheRealCheese · 2014-03-19 15:34:25

Oh the suspense.

shlam16 · 2014-03-19 19:32:03

You only have 12k to your name Stefan, you are welcome to come and blow it in my house if you want. I'll be back to yours sometime today to finish this. You would never have even been on my radar if you hadn't thrown down so publicly. You only have 2 paintings, I usually like to off people with more.

shlam16 · 2014-03-19 21:34:21

Isn't this fun!

http://i.imgur.com/Sl2USSs.png

How does everyone like my collection?

http://i.imgur.com/SRyB0tg.png

Thanks for the competition Stefan, it was fun. I enjoyed your map, very intricate and clever. As you can see from your tape I was being overly cautious most of the way, but I really like the no tools solution. Lots of manipulating pets, lots of leaps of faith, very dangerous

I hope to see you on the top pages again, you are welcome to try my house anytime

TheRealCheese · 2014-03-19 21:38:24

So many gasps!

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