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Blip

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Registered: 2013-05-07

Posts: 505

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

I just robbed Mr. Rogers.

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a robber,
Would your money be mine?
Could your paintings be mine?

It's a robbery day in this beautywood,
A robbery day for a beauty,
Would your money be mine?
Could your paintings be mine?

I have always wanted to have a pit bull to maul you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would your money be mine?
Could your paintings be mine?
Won't you be my robber?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my robber?

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Current life: Not dead, but I have no clue who I am
The Life and Times of Christopher Alvin Harris
Record: 149 Paintings!

joshwithguitar

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Registered: 2013-07-28

Posts: 538

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

I just robbed Mr. Rogers.

I haven't even noticed a Mr Rogers. Maybe I'm him? Although robbing my house at the moment isn't a lot to brag about. Did you solve a magic dance to get in?

Also, Simoon - you got done over recently? I notice you only have one painting now.

joshwithguitar

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Registered: 2013-07-28

Posts: 538

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

Scrap that, it looks like I've been robbed by a Mr Rogers solving my dance (I'm not sure if it was luck or whether his previous lives figured it all out). I haven't seen his house though.

Ludicrosity

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From: US

Registered: 2013-06-22

Posts: 144

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

Scrap that, it looks like I've been robbed by a Mr Rogers solving my dance (I'm not sure if it was luck or whether his previous lives figured it all out). I haven't seen his house though.

For some reason I found this hilarious. I imagine the Mr. Rogers performing some wacky magic dance with his arms flailing all about in order to burglarize one of his neighbors.

joshwithguitar

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Registered: 2013-07-28

Posts: 538

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

Ah, ok, I didn't get it was a pop culture reference. I just googled 'Mr Rodgers' - and found "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" and now Blip's song makes sense. We don't get it down here in Australia.

bey bey

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Registered: 2013-04-20

Posts: 386

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

Not really the place for this, but a Jacob Joseph Jackson died in my house - I feel bad for that.

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In fact you can be batman.
(if he robbed houses and murdered families.) - Dalleck

joshwithguitar

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Registered: 2013-07-28

Posts: 538

Re: The Place to Post Your Break-ins

RIP Mr Shelton,

I enjoyed working my way through your electric floor maze, I am a bit sad I won't be able to try out updated versions.

Looks like I win this battle of the electric floors .

(P.S. Thanks for the tools!)