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JAAM

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Registered: 2014-11-22

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Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

So it's too quiet around here I'm making a new thread to spread some joy and jokes.

Did you hear about the mailman who killed his fellow employees I guess you could say he went postal.  Badum tsss

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matthias

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Registered: 2014-05-24

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Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud.

ps: what is my name " entry with 4 metal door, and one dog ( trapdoor at income ) "

JAAM

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Registered: 2014-11-22

Posts: 299

Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud.

ps: what is my name " entry with 4 metal door, and one dog ( trapdoor at income ) "

have no clue im sorry dont see any house like that in the list... BTW if you are looking for a poor soul to do a santa run on my house has 0$ a dog in a trap door another trap door with a ladder in it, and the whole thing was just a shell of a poor mans dream.

humph i want to take out one of the combo houses and know how but im chilled out of most of the others right now i just need about 6K worth of saws...

actualy here is a breakdown of the current houses.

TOP 3

COMBO LOCKS

TOP 5

COMBO LOCKS OR DANCE

FRONT PAGE

actually the top 5 is where i quit because after about the 6th or so it's very basic stuff. I did find one that dumb founded me somewhere in there. (NOTE I MAY NOT BE SEEING ALL HOUSES DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE!

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JAAM

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Registered: 2014-11-22

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Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

hey has anyone seen the Keenan residence pop up recently? i've been getting anxious for it's release to the public... getting too impatient and wanting more.

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eppfel

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Registered: 2014-02-01

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Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

I set up a little trap for Keenan, so maybe I killed him I put the dog one space closer to the entrance and robbed him, hoping of him running into him in quick self-test. His house was getting on my nerves. And the design looked familiar to me. Not uninteresting though.

JAAM

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Registered: 2014-11-22

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Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

I set up a little trap for Keenan, so maybe I killed him I put the dog one space closer to the entrance and robbed him, hoping of him running into him in quick self-test. His house was getting on my nerves. And the design looked familiar to me. Not uninteresting though.

Shame on you supposedly it had been in the works for months if you screwed it up he probably just quit.

I guess if it was going to just be another massive combo lock design he deserved it but SHAME nonetheless

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JAAM

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Re: Totally unrelated Joke of the day thread

Oops I nearly forgot my joke for today.

I have a one eyed girlfriend she's the one eye love.    Badum tsss

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