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#1 2014-01-28 11:16:52

g0m
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Registered: 2014-01-26
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Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

If you rob John James Million, either by robbing his safe or his wife, I will give you approximately $1500 of in-game money, or however much I have by the time you do this. He stole from me EVEN THOUGH my house clearly said "go away" in big letters, and as such I am "calling out a hit" on him.

Evidence must be provided that you were the one to fulfill the deed; video or .gif preferred but static images will be accepted. We'll arrange the transfer of funds via steam chat. Thank you.

Last edited by g0m (2014-01-28 11:44:45)

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#2 2014-01-28 11:21:04

jere
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

You know what costs $1500? A gun, a club, and a water. The water is to wash the blood off your hands.


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#3 2014-01-28 11:23:37

g0m
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

jere wrote:

You know what costs $1500? A gun, a club, and a water. The water is to wash the blood off your hands.

Please; I'm not so crass that I want to get my own hands bloody here.

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#4 2014-01-28 11:44:59

g0m
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

Ok, looks like he died; so, no one gets the bounty. Any aspiring mercenaries/mercenary hirers can use this thread to do their twisted dealings or whatever.

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#5 2014-01-28 12:05:11

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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

I'll pay about half of Lopez's net worth, and a few paintings(most notable are Watermelon, Beetle, and Sunset), to whoever manages to successfully rob him >_>


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#6 2014-01-28 12:37:40

kiranearitachi
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Registered: 2014-01-24
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

is yours the house that has the "fuck you" written on it? if so ill have you know im very much alive and your wife liked the bullet

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#7 2014-01-29 21:24:29

radynom
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Registered: 2014-01-26
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

Robert Douglas Swain!!
My house jumped in value over the day.  Before I get a chance to use the money for defense, Robert Douglas Swain came in with almost 200k worth of tool to rob my 125k.
He came in and found my vault, murder my wife, and before he take my money, he walked around my house to destroy my walls, put a ladder over all trapdoors, and kill all my lovely pitbulls!

Why would anyone do that?
I am so sad now... sad

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#8 2014-01-29 21:26:10

jere
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

He did the same to me. Take him out and I will be eternally grateful. He dead.

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#9 2014-01-29 23:15:35

SomeGuyNamedDavid
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From: near Atlantic City, New Jersey
Registered: 2014-01-25
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

g0m wrote:

If you rob John James Million, either by robbing his safe or his wife, I will give you approximately $1500 of in-game money, or however much I have by the time you do this. He stole from me EVEN THOUGH my house clearly said "go away" in big letters, and as such I am "calling out a hit" on him.

I saw that house. A nice sign, albeit not very polite. Did I rob that one? I'm not sure. I hope I did.

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#10 2014-01-30 00:06:58

Loke
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Registered: 2014-01-29
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Re: Mercenary work [Buying/Selling]

radynom wrote:

Robert Douglas Swain!!
My house jumped in value over the day.  Before I get a chance to use the money for defense, Robert Douglas Swain came in with almost 200k worth of tool to rob my 125k.
He came in and found my vault, murder my wife, and before he take my money, he walked around my house to destroy my walls, put a ladder over all trapdoors, and kill all my lovely pitbulls!

Why would anyone do that?
I am so sad now... sad

Guy sounds awesome. I do similar stuff best part of the game. Other than watching tapes of failed thefts. You really got to make a house feel disturbed when you visit. Its an art.

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