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We need to get the TCD Forums Cointelpro Unit combat-ready! Iceman- I need cold-war era anti-Russian propaganda videos made right here in the Land of the Free linked STRAIGHT from Youtube, every 10 minutes!! Stefan- get a comms link up to our allied spammer units in Turkey and start linking better black market deals, 2 posts every 5 minutes! Somebody who speaks Russian, make a dummy account and pose as Interpol Cybercrimes Div. Wear 'em down, then destroy this beast FROM THE INSIDE! Let's MOVE IT, SOLDIERS!! HOOYAH!
It's probably just the last few disgruntled players who have quit Castle Doctrine. Stop making your games so evil Jason, and this wouldn't be happening! Or, stop practicing your robbery skills on low level houses, players! You're only allowed to gain better robbery skills while risking it all in hard houses and blowing all your money on a single run! Because that's practical, right? Fairness! Honor!
I warn thee, friends! This is a woeful, fateful, and terrible idea! The election of a forum moderator is not in the spirit of The Castle Doctrine! Castle Doctrine is a game for outlaws! If one were to be installed, think how much airtime posts about the game being too unfair or too evil would get! No one would be able to shame them into getting better anymore! Think hard, friends...
And here is your prize! 219.73 metric tons of Russian-language games and DVDs!! Please create a new thread with your bank account #, routing #, SSN and mother's maiden name! Congratulations again!
Hey does anyone want some cheap Russian-language games and DVDs? I am selling them cheap... I have a couple truckloads as of this afternoon. COD/money order only, my bank accounts have all been frozen due to overdrafts and identity theft.
How the hell did they do that? That was literally like 10-20 pages worth of spam posts or something. This changes my whole opinion on the Ukraine issue. These people know no limits. Send the troops NOW!
What Ninja said. And what MMaster said. And what I say in response to every post like this.
And..
..Lel.
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Sincerely,
Mr. Fucker
..Lel.
Edit: Related: Jason is a class act, swift email replies to what is a small unimportant thing in the overall scheme of things and rapid resolution of problem. A++ would email again.
Dude Jason is the man. His service is stellar. He helped me through an issue as well. <3 Jason
Hahahaha, yeah this needs to be fixed. You could make deliberately engineered insta-death traps by using two accounts, and having the alt account kill a child to cause this behavior.
Lol, JoyOfTrolling did it again :-)
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Iceman, thanks! Happy to assist.
If you want to achieve certain goals, you will have to "restrict your playstyles." The main reason for your challenges with this title are not your tactics or the spite of others. It is an error in thinking, which is that you should have the right to generalize your behavior and get whatever results you desire in exchange. Players that succeed at this game are adaptable; they accept the conditions of the field of play and change their behavior accordingly for every situation. Don't insist the rules be changed because you feel you have the right to generalize your behavior across the board and be rewarded for it.
Thanks for the link, Josh. I agree with the points. As stated above, the themes are fragile. After reading and thinking on this, I would rather have those themes intact.
Nakula's name is Stuart John Potts! Stuart John Potts! Shun the meta-gamer! Shun the power-gamer! Noble house of Storm now has many mind of human foe forming allied laser beam of mental power focused against it! Rob the house of The Foule Stuart John Potts! Balance the scales back against the meta-gamer! Justice! Repent!
That -is- actually a cool idea. Paintings add a lot to the game, and can allow you to create a goal or feeling of purpose to drive yourself onward when you've been holed up in your house for a few days and it's getting old. It would be cool if there were some way to gather some kind of information about the paintings, as long as it was a little bit watered down, similar to Dustman's idea. I think isolation and anonymity are important aspects of the game's theme- they are also very delicate and easy to destroy with addition or tweaking of features like this. I would support an idea like painting info, or the "neighborhood view" idea for example, as long as they don't give too much personal information and cause people to be aggressively targeted with too much ease.
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Iceman, did you get my painting via email?
No, the robber cannot get to the chihuahua using a brick. Only ladders will get him across the pit. If he had a lot of bricks (~= 3-400), he could fill the pits with the bricks and walk across. However, the windows will still be in the way. You can throw cats at them to break them. Then begin filling the pits. I wouldn't recommend using that trap, a lot of robbers know this method and it's not going to leave your house very secure.
No problem RealCheese, I go on a lot of 2k viking rampages so the least I can do is reveal a little about what makes it easy for me to do so.
ROFL MazeHunter!
That's the spirit man, it's risk that makes the game worthwhile.
Wowzers, a clocky-wocky! I went on a bit of a spree last night (see recent Vindictive Robbers thread) but this wasn't me. House seems reasonable in concept to me. The only thing I would say I notice about many starter house builds is they pack in a lot of traps and then thin walls. To be honest, on all of my starter houses, I invest heavily in the walls. I will have 3-thick wooden walls in most places, and even 4 in the significant places. Combined with a little deception and misdirection, this is actually what serves me best against 2k onslaughts, not my actual traps or the number of traps. I would suggest to anyone working with 2k starter builds to try building something with a good shell and some confusion, rather than something with a strong trap in a small area with a flimsy shell. Other than that, interesting house.
Edit: Also, I break a -lot- of starter houses. The "good" trap/flimsy shell ones are almost always the easiest to break. From seeing the overall layout, and/or poking around the outside of the shell, I can sense the vault's location and usually bust in there very quickly. Builds as I describe above, similar to my own strategy, are the hardest.
You can download gimp and convert it, or go to one of those odd sites like zamzar.com and convert the tga to another format and get a download link, then upload it with imgur and put here with the bbcode
I also have been seeing these "strange red lights" you speak of.. This is deeply troubling to me. I shall have to return to my meditation chambers and think on this..
238... Do you have a picture of the house?
A sad tale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lcHmpH_ … e=youtu.be
i am truly sory for your lost