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#1 2014-04-23 11:52:13

TheRealCheese
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Registered: 2014-01-25
Posts: 349

TCD haiku's

Taken from a different thread.

Cylence wrote:

Editing my place
Will be back after self-test
One wrong step, now dead

TheRealCheese wrote:

I go robbing now,
keep the children safe my dogs,
I might not return.

Unfold your creativity people!

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#2 2014-04-23 12:32:33

StefanLindskog
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From: Oslo, Norway
Registered: 2014-02-22
Posts: 268

Re: TCD haiku's

Extravagant house,
with sucky wife protection:
Enter Mr. Death!


Current life: Unknown

Rotary toggle switches... Sooooo sexy.

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#3 2014-04-23 12:58:53

JoyOfTrapping
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Registered: 2014-02-08
Posts: 158

Re: TCD haiku's

My vengeance is great
They think I have two accounts
I only have one


YT: www.youtube.com/user/JoyOfTrapping - The Bushido Code of Castle Doctrine:
Death  --> Observation --> Knowledge --> Power  --> Application --> Testing --> Skill
Seriousness --> Caution --> Deliberation --> Clearer Thinking --> More Success --> Less Frustration
Lack of Attachment to Results --> Lighthearted Play --> Respect for Enemies --> No Anger After Failures --> Faster Skill Building

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#4 2014-04-23 13:47:32

TheRealCheese
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Registered: 2014-01-25
Posts: 349

Re: TCD haiku's

As the flower blooms,
so does my house develop,
with the aid of death.

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#5 2014-04-23 13:57:17

Cylence
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Registered: 2014-02-21
Posts: 346

Re: TCD haiku's

Suicide scouting
Winter search, now spring found
A vault bursts with life


Current Life: Mark John Perez
Prev Life: Ronald Michael Jensen
Burglary: Home Invasion 101
Building: House Design 101

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#6 2014-04-23 14:03:50

StefanLindskog
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From: Oslo, Norway
Registered: 2014-02-22
Posts: 268

Re: TCD haiku's

Our sweet romance,
ended with drops on my club.
Like fresh rose petals.

EDIT: There were bits of brain too - but that's not nearly as poetic.

Last edited by StefanLindskog (2014-04-23 14:14:27)


Current life: Unknown

Rotary toggle switches... Sooooo sexy.

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#7 2014-04-23 16:32:13

Pohaku
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Registered: 2014-04-11
Posts: 79

Re: TCD haiku's

Massive house and bounty,
Lost to a damn dog sight trap,
What a fucking twat.

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#8 2014-04-23 17:43:30

pagedMov
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Registered: 2014-03-22
Posts: 118

Re: TCD haiku's

I went to Connel's
I started to go too fast
Dog behind a door.


Currently attempting to carry out the legacy of my greatest life, James Michael Henley

♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪

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#9 2014-04-23 17:47:55

pagedMov
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Registered: 2014-03-22
Posts: 118

Re: TCD haiku's

Got a large bounty
upgraded to trap doors
they wouldn't conduct.


Currently attempting to carry out the legacy of my greatest life, James Michael Henley

♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪

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#10 2014-04-23 18:08:42

Lord0fHam
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From: California
Registered: 2014-02-11
Posts: 487

Re: TCD haiku's

I saw a cute cat
I decided to chase it
A dog ate me whole


It's a trap!

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#11 2014-04-23 20:11:35

Lord0fHam
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From: California
Registered: 2014-02-11
Posts: 487

Re: TCD haiku's

Earl John Mitchell
You walked into my alt's house
But you did not try


It's a trap!

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#12 2014-04-23 21:03:35

mala
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Registered: 2014-02-10
Posts: 415

Re: TCD haiku's

Lord0fHam wrote:

Earl John Mitchell
You walked into my alt's house
But you did not try

lol


Current Incarnation: none
Previous Houses: Ticking Nightmare - Luna's Park - Hightower Mansion - Chang's Place

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#13 2014-04-23 21:13:27

Lord0fHam
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From: California
Registered: 2014-02-11
Posts: 487

Re: TCD haiku's

you actually did, I was surprised that you would be risking you life in a low level house.


It's a trap!

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#14 2014-04-24 02:28:49

StefanLindskog
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From: Oslo, Norway
Registered: 2014-02-22
Posts: 268

Re: TCD haiku's

You stole my money.
You killed my whole family.
Bachelor party!


Current life: Unknown

Rotary toggle switches... Sooooo sexy.

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