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#1 2014-03-26 15:09:30

StefanLindskog
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From: Oslo, Norway
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I hate Mr. Bartlett

...for no apparent reason. I just do.

EDIT: I just heard he uses his kids a bait, and that he uses wood to protect his wife. I don't know if it's true.

EDIT2: What a douche...

EDIT3: I'm not Mr. Bartlett. I don't even know who is. Just hate his guts - vehemently.

Last edited by StefanLindskog (2014-03-27 04:23:54)


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#2 2014-03-26 15:16:20

TheRealCheese
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

The word in the cul-de-sac is that he is having an affair with his secretary and that he often verbally abuses his own mother.

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#3 2014-03-26 15:18:24

Osmium_Planet
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

What's his house like?

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#4 2014-03-26 15:20:30

StefanLindskog
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

I wouldn't know. I'd never set foot in the house of such a man.


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#5 2014-03-26 15:32:41

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Hey, just because he uses a "Choose from 19 hallways" trap....

Who am I kidding, someone burn that house down


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#6 2014-03-26 15:43:52

poor
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

If anyone would be so kind as to donate 50 saws to the cause...


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#7 2014-03-26 15:53:46

StefanLindskog
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

His house isn't the issue. I'm calling attention to him for his lack of decency.


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#8 2014-03-26 18:53:12

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Once I overheard him on the phone saying he didn't think kittens were cute.

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#9 2014-03-26 19:21:05

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

He said he dislikes cheese.


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#10 2014-03-26 20:38:08

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

I saw him once grab a book at the library and place it on a different shelf.


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#11 2014-03-26 20:39:27

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

I just walked by his house and heard him scraping his fingernails along a chalk board...


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#12 2014-03-26 20:56:19

Lord0fHam
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

iceman wrote:

I just walked by his house and heard him scraping his fingernails along a chalk board...

Me when I even just READ this, not heard it:
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It's a trap!

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#13 2014-03-26 22:08:16

LiteS
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

I came to his house and his wife offered me cookies!

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#14 2014-03-27 01:54:38

StefanLindskog
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Supposedly, he also mowes his lawn at irregular intervals.


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#15 2014-03-27 06:47:31

Osmium_Planet
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

This is like the Stig!

Some say ... he eats nothing but roast chiwawa.
Some say ... his children have both been reincarnated 524 times

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#16 2014-03-27 08:13:17

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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in.


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#17 2014-03-27 12:08:18

TheRealCheese
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Suedeo wrote:

Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -

- his neighbours petunias!

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#18 2014-03-27 12:35:16

StefanLindskog
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

TheRealCheese wrote:
Suedeo wrote:

Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -

- his neighbours petunias!

That bastard! I bet he was the one who emptied his bladder in the shoes I have on my porch too.


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#19 2014-03-27 12:36:23

TheRealCheese
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

StefanLindskog wrote:
TheRealCheese wrote:
Suedeo wrote:

Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -

- his neighbours petunias!

That bastard! I bet he was the one who emptied his bladder in the shoes I have on my porch too.

Ah no, that was me. But he dared me to do it!

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#20 2014-03-27 18:16:08

MakinGravy
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

Some say he eats a Kit-Kat bar without separating the two halves.

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#21 2014-03-27 18:19:54

TheRealCheese
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

MakinGravy wrote:

Some say he eats a Kit-Kat bar without separating the two halves.

OMG THIS INFURIATES ME! WHAT IS HE AN ANIMAL!?

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#22 2014-03-27 19:48:23

mala
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....

seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.


edit.

Just found another great example...

http://castledraft.com/editor/41mJ0P

Last edited by mala (2014-03-27 19:52:57)


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#23 2014-03-27 21:38:15

LiteS
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

mala wrote:

now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....

seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.


edit.

Just found another great example...

http://castledraft.com/editor/41mJ0P

That's funny, I just visited a house like that. When I left it looked a bit more like this though

http://castledraft.com/editor/IfDulD

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#24 2014-03-28 06:29:25

mala
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

LiteS wrote:
mala wrote:

now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....

seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.


edit.

Just found another great example...

http://castledraft.com/editor/41mJ0P

That's funny, I just visited a house like that. When I left it looked a bit more like this though

http://castledraft.com/editor/IfDulD

well done, Lites, it was really easy to force but impossible with the 2k tools.


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#25 2014-03-28 06:53:32

TheRealCheese
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett

I think we're getting off track here. I heard Mr, Bartlett steals chocolate from the neighborhood children.

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