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#1 2014-03-26 15:09:30
- StefanLindskog
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I hate Mr. Bartlett
...for no apparent reason. I just do.
EDIT: I just heard he uses his kids a bait, and that he uses wood to protect his wife. I don't know if it's true.
EDIT2: What a douche...
EDIT3: I'm not Mr. Bartlett. I don't even know who is. Just hate his guts - vehemently.
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#2 2014-03-26 15:16:20
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
The word in the cul-de-sac is that he is having an affair with his secretary and that he often verbally abuses his own mother.
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#3 2014-03-26 15:18:24
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
What's his house like?
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#4 2014-03-26 15:20:30
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I wouldn't know. I'd never set foot in the house of such a man.
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#5 2014-03-26 15:32:41
Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Hey, just because he uses a "Choose from 19 hallways" trap....
Who am I kidding, someone burn that house down
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#6 2014-03-26 15:43:52
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
If anyone would be so kind as to donate 50 saws to the cause...
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#7 2014-03-26 15:53:46
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
His house isn't the issue. I'm calling attention to him for his lack of decency.
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#8 2014-03-26 18:53:12
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Once I overheard him on the phone saying he didn't think kittens were cute.
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#9 2014-03-26 19:21:05
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
He said he dislikes cheese.
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#10 2014-03-26 20:38:08
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I saw him once grab a book at the library and place it on a different shelf.
Live. Die. Repeat.
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#11 2014-03-26 20:39:27
Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I just walked by his house and heard him scraping his fingernails along a chalk board...
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#12 2014-03-26 20:56:19
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I just walked by his house and heard him scraping his fingernails along a chalk board...
Me when I even just READ this, not heard it:
It's a trap!
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#13 2014-03-26 22:08:16
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I came to his house and his wife offered me cookies!
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#14 2014-03-27 01:54:38
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Supposedly, he also mowes his lawn at irregular intervals.
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#15 2014-03-27 06:47:31
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
This is like the Stig!
Some say ... he eats nothing but roast chiwawa.
Some say ... his children have both been reincarnated 524 times
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#16 2014-03-27 08:13:17
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in.
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#17 2014-03-27 12:08:18
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -
- his neighbours petunias!
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#18 2014-03-27 12:35:16
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Suedeo wrote:Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -
- his neighbours petunias!
That bastard! I bet he was the one who emptied his bladder in the shoes I have on my porch too.
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#19 2014-03-27 12:36:23
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
TheRealCheese wrote:Suedeo wrote:Mr. Bartlett didn't come here to make friends, he came to wee-in -
- his neighbours petunias!
That bastard! I bet he was the one who emptied his bladder in the shoes I have on my porch too.
Ah no, that was me. But he dared me to do it!
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#20 2014-03-27 18:16:08
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Some say he eats a Kit-Kat bar without separating the two halves.
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#21 2014-03-27 18:19:54
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
Some say he eats a Kit-Kat bar without separating the two halves.
OMG THIS INFURIATES ME! WHAT IS HE AN ANIMAL!?
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#22 2014-03-27 19:48:23
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....
seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.
edit.
Just found another great example...
http://castledraft.com/editor/41mJ0P
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#23 2014-03-27 21:38:15
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....
seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.
edit.
Just found another great example...
That's funny, I just visited a house like that. When I left it looked a bit more like this though
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#24 2014-03-28 06:29:25
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
mala wrote:now that i've lost my house, i'm scouting almost everything above 5k and i'm finding TONS of "20 cats combo lock" or "here's a dog, choose between these 20 commit gates....
seriously guys, it's disgusting... exception made for few houses, the vast majority share a shameful lack of cleverness.
edit.
Just found another great example...
That's funny, I just visited a house like that. When I left it looked a bit more like this though
well done, Lites, it was really easy to force but impossible with the 2k tools.
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#25 2014-03-28 06:53:32
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Re: I hate Mr. Bartlett
I think we're getting off track here. I heard Mr, Bartlett steals chocolate from the neighborhood children.
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